<b>Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my<br>leaves into my neighbor's yard.<br></b>Had it up to here with sugary-sweet affirmation books that ignore the pleasures of resentment and mean-spiritedness? Tired of the self-helpaholics who've been sipping too much chicken soup? Then this book is for you.<br>Here are 365 splendidly bitter daily meditations that will appeal to the cynic in you. Nowhere else will you find such odes to self-absorption as:<br>·Today I will equate material possessions with love. <br>·Today I will taunt others until they cry, then tell them they are too sensitive. <br>·Today I will make a new friend based solely on how he or she can further my career. <br>·Today I will respect my need to sabotage everyone else's success.