<FONT SIZE="+1">DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?</FONT><P><I>Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy</I> is a hilarious collection of over 275 lines people think they've <P>heard in pop songs from the 1960s to the 1990s. Now you can come out of that closet and proudly sing <P>whatever you think <I>you</I> hear. Don't deny it! You know you've sung totally absurd lyrics in <P>place of the real-and usually less interesting-ones. (It's nothing to ashamed of-most rock stars <P>never took elocution classes.) Breeze through some of the world's most widely misinterpreted lyrics, <P>including:<P>"The ants are my friends/They're blowin' in the wind" ("<I>The answer my friend/Is blowing' in the <P>wind</I>"-Bob Dylan)<P>"Sweet dreams are made of cheese" ("<I>Sweet dreams are made of this</I>"-Eurythmics)<P>"The girl with colitis goes by" ("<I>The girl with kaleidoscope eyes</I>"-The Beatles)<P>Whether it's Eddie Vedder singing about "forty-five versions of a pelican" or Bruce Springsteen <P>proclaiming "everybody's got a hungry horse," '<I>Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy</I> is sure to make <P>you want to get your hearing checked.<P>