<h2><b>WARNING!</b></h2> <p>As of today, there are only <b><font color="#FF6600">7 CHILDREN</font></b> who have ever read this book and lived to tell about it. <font color="#FF6600"><b>95 CHILDREN</b></font> successfully read the first chapter, but upon beginning chapter 2, they started <font color="#FF6600"><b>BLABBERING</b></font> in some language known only as "flibberish." <font color="#FF6600"><b>38 CHILDREN</b></font> made it halfway through this wretched book before they began <font color="#FF6600"><b>SUCKING THEIR THUMBS THROUGH THEIR NOSES</b></font>.</p> <p>If you're <font color="#FF6600"><b>VERY BRAVE</b></font>, perhaps you are willing to <font color="#FF6600"><b>TAKE YOUR CHANCES</b></font>. Be sure that you have told your family who gets your favorite toys if you <font color="#FF6600"><b>DO NOT SURVIVE</b></font> this book. Read it now, <font color="#FF6600"><b>IF YOU DARE</b></font>. But don't say you haven't been warned, for this is the story that unfolds the <font color="#FF6600"><b>MYSTERIES OF THE UNDERWORLD</b></font>.</p>