&quot;DEAR KINKY: I HAVE NOW READ ALL YOUR BOOKS. MORE PLEASE. I REALLY NEED THE LAUGHS.&quot;<br>--Bill Clinton<br><br>A beautiful woman, a missing husband, and a private eye with eyes for his comely client. It's the classic hardboiled-mystery setup. But in the grip of Kinky Friedman, expect one of the wildest, wackiest, and weirdest rides of your life!<br><br>&quot;A novel to be read for the sheer joy of it.&quot;<br>--<b>The Baltimore Sun</b>