In the beginning there was the Holy Bible<br>2 Which was a very good book indeed, but so many things happened since the beginning,<br>3 That Maybe it was time for another bible,<br>4 So a punk from Philadelphia wrote a new one,<br>5 And so it is called <i>The Boomer Bible</i>,<br>6 So there.<br>7 And Its Past Testament tells the history of the world, including the Book of Greeks, Book of Brits, Book of Yanks, Book of Russkies, and all the other self-proclaimed Chosen Nations,<br>8 And people sticking each other with pointed sticks, and acting up, which is called civilization,<br>9 And also about religion and art and movies and literature, and TV, and so forth, which is why there are also the Books of Pnowlege,<br>10 Including Psongs, Psayings, and Psomethings,<br>11 Written just like the other Bible but without any big unpronounceable words,<br>12 So that you and I might truly understand it,<br>13 For a change.<br>14 And Its Present Testament tells about the coming of Harry, and The Way of Harry,<br>15 Who may be the messiah everybody has been waiting for,<br>16 Unless he really isn't,<br>17 Which is hard to say,<br>18 So there.<br>19 And there is also The Book of Harrier Brayer together with the Harrier Hymnal,<br>20 And another Testament too,<br>21 And Concordance, and a lenticular hand on the cover.<br>22 And It is not for the faint of heart,<br>23 Or the easily offended,<br>24 Or the priggish or the prudish,<br>25 But who cares,<br>26 Because neither was Candide, or Swift's A Modest Proposal, or Rabelais, or Lenny Bruce<br>28 Or all the other satires and satirists who felt the need to warn us when we have gone astray,<br>29 Which we have,<br>29 Which you'll know all about,<br>31 If you read your <i>Boomer Bible</i>,<br>32 Or there.<br><br>Over 87,000 copies in print.