<P>Welcome to the remarkable first four issues of <I>Simpsons Comics</I>, brought to you by the Bongo Comics Group, a small but overachieving band of merry artists, designers, lawyers and publicists. Their work looks effortless, but the Bongo gang has shed several droplets of sweat, a few droplets of blood, and perhaps even a couple of tears of joy in the making of these comics. <P>Don't worry, however: All Bongo bodily secretions have been wiped off the original art so as not to distract you from your entertainment experience. <P>As Bart might say, "We're proud of these comics, man." As Lisa might say, "Damn, they're good." <P>And as Marge might say, "I don't want you sitting up in that tree house all day reading comic books! You'll ruin your eyes!"