The guide of choice for anyone who plans to die someday--are YOU ready for the AFTERLIFE?<br><br>To find out, take this simple quiz:<br><br>1.  Like Earth, the Afterlife has celebrities, outcasts, deadheads, losers, and busybodies.  <br><br>True<br>False<br><br><br>2.  Is there an Afterlife after the Afterlife?<br><br> Yes<br> No<br><br><br>3.  When you first arrive on "the Other Side," you will be given:<br><br> a) a set of wings<br> b) a toaster<br> c) a copy of <b>A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife</b><br><br><br>Don't worry if you're not sure how to respond. <b> A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife</b> has answers to these questions and more--and if you're lucky, some of them may turn out to be right!<br><br>An irreverent, one-of-a-kind compendium from the award-winning author of Ishmael, <b>A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife</b> can be read as a parable, an allegory, a work of fiction--or exactly what it claims to be: a helpful handbook for the recently deceased.  It is filled with uncommon wisdom, bizarre imaginings, uncanny perceptions, and unexpected humor.  Is it fantastic escapism or a seminal event in human history? Read it and find out....<br> <br>Face it.  The Afterlife is the ultimate test.  You might as well study.