<DIV>We know ? ?diary” sounds like it has a cute little lock and maybe a kitten on the cover, with pages to be filled with the sensitive writing of a tender soul. Yeah? this diary is nothing like that. We bring you a wise-cracking collection of write-in-the-book activities immortalizing the triumphs of a smart-aleck youth. For the benefit of unauthorized snoops, it comes with a few fake, fill-in-the-blank, parent-praising journal entries. Other entries include the ?What kind of fool am I?” quiz and the ?What will you barely grow up to be?” fortune-teller. Throughout, directed activities share space with open-ended journal prompts. And don't forget the handy pen that comes along with the book.<p><p>Comes With: pen<p><p>? Create wonderful things ? Be good ? Have fun<p></div>