<DIV><DIV><B>Quips, quotes, and fascinating facts for the vino-obsessed</B></DIV><DIV><I></I> </DIV><DIV><I>"Wine is the most civilized thing in the world."  ?Ernest Hemingway</I></div><P><I>"Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!" "Well, you did ask for something with a little body in it!"</I></P></DIV><P>Do you know your albarino from your zinfandel? Could you teach Hugh Johnson a thing or two? Whether you're a qualified quaffer or an aspiring aficionado, celebrate the gift of the grape with this classy collection of quotes, jokes, and advice for the wine enthusiast.</P>