<b>The hyperactive love child of <i>Page Six</i> and <i>Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?</i> caught in a tawdry love triangle with <i>The Fan</i>. Even Kitty Kelly will blush. </b><br><br>Soaked, nay, marinated in the world of vintage Hollywood, <i>Tell-All</i> is a <i>Sunset Boulevard</i>&ndash;inflected homage to Old Hollywood when <b>Bette Davis</b> and <b>Joan Crawford</b> ruled the roost; a veritable Tourette&rsquo;s syndrome of rat-tat-tat&#160; name-dropping, from the A-list to the Z-list; and a merciless&#160; send-up of <b>Lillian Hellman</b>&rsquo;s habit of butchering the truth that will have <b>Mary McCarthy</b> cheering from the beyond. <br><br>Our <b>Thelma Ritter</b>&ndash;ish narrator is <b>Hazie Coogan</b>, who for decades has tended to the outsized needs of <b>Katherine &ldquo;Miss Kathie&rdquo;&#160; Kenton</b>&mdash;veteran of multiple marriages, career comebacks, and cosmetic surgeries. But danger arrives with gentleman caller <b>Webster Carlton Westward III</b>, who worms his way into Miss Kathie&rsquo;s heart (and boudoir). Hazie discovers that this bounder has already written a celebrity tell-all memoir foretelling Miss Kathie&rsquo;s death in a forthcoming <b>Lillian Hellman</b>&ndash;penned musical extravaganza; as the body count mounts, Hazie must execute a plan to save <b>Katherine Kenton</b> for her fans&mdash;and for posterity. <br><br><i>Tell-All</i> is funny, subversive, and fascinatingly clever. It&rsquo;s wild, it&rsquo;s wicked, it&rsquo;s&#160; bold-faced&mdash;it&rsquo;s vintage <b>Chuck</b>.<br><br><br><i>From the Hardcover edition.</i>