<P><B>Quotes, trivia, anecdotes, and more for the golf-obsessed</B></P><P><I>"I always ask my caddy to tell me two things: my yardage, and that I'm the best in the world." —Jack Nicklaus</I></P><P><I>"For a competitive junky like me, golf is a great solution. Because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something." —Michael Jordan</I></P><P><I>"Few things draw two men together more than a mutual inability to play golf." —P. G. Wodehouse</I></P><P>When you've sunk your last putt and you're ready for a couple of shots at the 19th, relax with this perfectly parred miscellany of quotes, jokes, trivia, and enough golf-inspired fun to make all those slices, bunkers, and bogeys seem like a distant memory.