<P><B>From hapless headlines to lost in translation, the funniest blunders ever in print</B></P><P><I>Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.</I></P><P><I>The ladies of the Merry Oldsters enjoyed a swap social on Friday evening. Everybody brought<br>along something they no longer needed. Many ladies brought their husbands with them. Pennsylvania Post</I></P><P><I>Originally my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah’s Witness. Geri Halliwell</I></P><P><I>You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin. Laura Dern on Jurassic Park</I></P><P><I>I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. Arnold Schwarzenegger</I></P><P>Laugh out loud at this selection of the funniest faux pas, silliest slips, and most blatant bloopers that ever made it into print (and some that didn't), from newspaper headlines to menus, and from small ads to signs. You’ll be checking everything you type after reading this!