From the authors of <i>The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top Ten Lists</i>, the <i>365 Stupidest Things Ever Said</i> calendar is a hilarious roundup of famous people—sports stars, politicians, entertainers—saying really dumb things.  The absurdly out of touch:  <i>“I've always lived very frugally.  I flew around on a private jet.  I have a boat.  But I always lived frugally,”</i> (billionaire financier Allen Stanford). The jaw-droppingly dense: <i>“How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene . . . you know, where you were running down the beach?”</i> (Jessica Simpson to Pamela Anderson). Plus ineffective window signage (<i>Everyday High Price!</i>), odd re´sume´s (<i>Qualifications: twin sister has accounting degree</i>), unnecessary mattress warning labels (<i>Do not attempt to swallow</i>), and more.