Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including:<P><UL><LI>"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw<LI>"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein<LI>"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali</UL><P>You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.<P>So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.