You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies.<br><br>I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So ? I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do?<br><br>"Jenny is an adventurer I'd definitely want in my corner if my life ever took a wrong turn from Happily Ever After." ? Hélène Boudreau, author of Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings<br><br>"Readers will laugh their way through the ups and downs of Jenny's many (mis)adventures." ? Jennifer A. Nielsen, author of Elliot and the Goblin War