<p>Lying is like 95% of what I do. But <i>believe </i>me: in this book, I?ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won?t be as good at it as I am, but that?s because you?re you, and I?m Sterling Archer. </p> <p>I know, I know, it sucks not being me. <p>But don?t beat yourself up about it, because I?m going to show you all the good stuff?what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they?re dead, they?re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? <i>How to Archer</i>.</p>