<blockquote> <p> "Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore." ?JWOWW </p> </blockquote> <p> Are you stuck in a relationship with a stage-five clinger? Maybe your date is more like a man-whore than Mr. Smooth. Do guys only call you late at night when they're looking for a quick hookup? <i>The Rules According to JWOWW</i> can change all that. </p> <p> Famous for both her cleavage-baring tops and her tough-as-nails approach to life and love on MTV's hit show <i>Jersey Shore</i>, JWOWW tells it like it is. And now she's laying down the rules she has learned and lived by on smushing, smackdowns, and standing up for yourself. JWOWW's advice on what she wears to get a guy's attention at the club, how she keeps her man in check, how she maintains her sick body, and what she does to satisfy her guy will have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time. </p>