<p><strong>Wishjack:</strong> (WISH—jak) <strong>v:</strong> To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake.</p> <p>Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go?</p> <p>The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, it's perfect for anyone with kids even remotely in their life — from expectant parents to grandparents to aunts and uncles.</p> <p><strong>Finally, the pitch-perfect "why didn't I think of that?" words you've always needed!</strong></p> <p><strong>Brofitti:</strong> (broh-FEE-tee) <strong>v:</strong> The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling.</p> <p><strong>Clandesdine:</strong> (klan-DES-dyne) <strong>v:</strong> To hide from one's child while eating a cookie so he doesn't ask for one too.</p>