How does it feel to have your best friend stitch you up to <i>The News of the World</i>? Or to find out that your mum is upset with you via a first person tweet from her Tibetan terrier? <br><br>It is highly unlikely that you've found yourself faced with either of these scenarios, but Richard Bacon has (these and many more) and he's not afraid to share. In <i>A Series of Unrelated Events</i> Richard teaches us that life is a minefield that needs careful navigation -- so pack your moral compass and a change of underwear, and let's begin. Between these pages is everything you would expect from Richard Bacon: fierce intelligence, unsparing honesty, and a whole heap of funny.