<p><b>When your best friend is just a tiny bit psychotic, you should <u>never</u> <u>actually</u> believe him when he says, "Trust me. This is gonna be awesome."</b></p> <p>Of course, you probably wouldn't believe a voodoo doll could work either. Or that it could cause someone's leg to blow clean off with one quick prick. But I've seen it. It can happen.</p> <p> And when there's suddenly a doll of YOU floating around out there—a doll that could be snatched by a Rottweiler and torn to shreds, or a gang of thugs ready to torch it, or any random family of cannibals (really, do you need the danger here spelled out for you?)—well, you know that's just gonna be a really bad day ...</p> <p>"Jeff Strand is hilariously funny and truly deranged." —Christopher Golden, author of <em>When Rose Wakes</em></p>