<p><strong>Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives!</strong></p> <p> Tired of the delusional rantings of<strong> right-wing nut jobs</strong>?</p> <p> Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News<strong> pose a clear and present danger to your sanity</strong>?</p> <p> No matter the flavor of your<strong> misguided right-wing adversary</strong>, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard.</p> <p> <strong>Learn how to: </strong></p> <p>? Hurl witty retorts at Obama haters, Bible-thumpers, and Wall Street shills<br> ? Explain why the Left is right and the Right is wrong with the dueling Conservative and Liberal Manifestos<br> ? Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy<br> ? Entertain your friends and terrify your enemies while arguing politics on Facebook and Twitter<br> ? Use conservatives' words against them with a handy compilation of moronic right-wing quotes</p> <p> It's time to defend America against every intolerant, corrupt, arrogant, greed-mongering, science-hating, reality-denying imbecile in your midst.</p> <p> <strong>Stop the stampede of mindless, fact-loathing wingnuts!</strong></p>