<DIV><I><B>Hello America, It's us, Canada, and we want your vote this fall for president of the United States</I></B><BR><BR>Based on their hilarious viral campaign, a new satirical political party announces its Canadacy for president of the United States.<BR><BR>This isn't an invasion, it's an intervention. From the country that brought you toques and Justin Bieber comes a plan to restore America to its former glory. The U.S. political system increasingly resembles an all-chimp revue of Cats, and its citizens are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada.<BR><BR>Following their viral YouTube campaign, the leaders of the Canada Party here unveil their platform for U.S. presidency. Their promises: Oil pipelines will carry maple syrup, Corners will be installed in the Oval Office, and timeouts given to Congressmen who can't play nice. The phrase 'job creators' will be changed to 'job creationists,' and they will be given seven days to actually create some.<BR><BR>Covering everything from economic policy to gay rights to waterboarding, this manifesto offers a helping hand that will soon have America chanting 'Yes We Canada'.<BR></DIV>