<DIV><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Looking back at '80s Hair Metal, one thing is apparent—every band looked and sounded exactly the same. According to legend, this is because of a secret text written by an anonymous record label in 1984 that promised fame and fortune to anyone who followed it word-for-word. As the music scene started to change in the '90s, this text faded into obscurity, never to be read and followed again…until now. Here, in all its glory, is a replica of that original text, painstakingly rewritten word-by-word for today's retro music hopefuls to follow. The text, which covers everything from how to write music to how to dress, includes the following illustrated tips:</p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">On How to Look:</p><ul type="disc" style="margin-top: 0in"> <LI></ul><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">On How to Write Music:</p><ul type="disc" style="margin-top: 0in"> <LI> <LI></ul><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in">On How to Play:</p><ul type="disc" style="margin-top: 0in"> <LI></ul></div>