The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said is the #1 bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar. Year after year, movie stars, sports icons, foot-in-mouth politicians, and clarity-challenged bureaucrats are caught speaking off the cuff with hilarious results. Plus silly police blotter items (<i>A woman reported Thursday that someone broke into her home and switched hardware in her computer with identical hardware that doesn't work. There are no leads.</i>), odd headlines, actual book titles (<i>Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes</i>), and unconvincing sale signs: <i>Used New Parts</i>.