<I>Dogs don't wear sneakers;<P> And pigs don't wear hats<P> And dresses look silly<P> On Siamese cats.</I> <P>So goes Laura Numeroff's lively laugh-along text that explores the many ways in which you and I differ from our furred, feathered and finny friends. <P>Joe Mathieu's hilarious illustrations bring all the unlikely creatures to life in this book that challenges the reader to dream up more characters for this delightful menagerie.