<p><strong>Are you...</strong></p> <p>Unable to identify a single song on "popular" radio stations?<br> Collecting pointless kitchen accessories like pasta machines and fondue sets?<br> Pretty sure your kids are just humoring you?</p> <p><em>In other words, are you turning into your dad?</em></p> <p>Dads represent everything <strong>uncool</strong>, and when you were young and <strong>oh-so-hip</strong> you vowed never to become like yours. But as you grow older, have you noticed that warm <strong>slippers</strong> and <strong>coupons</strong> have become more and more appealing?</p> <p><em>Are You Turning into Your Dad?</em> will help you determine whether or not you are actually turning into your dad (answer: <em>probably</em>) — and whether the trappings of middle age are the ultimate in lame or rites of comfort that may be worth embracing. </p>