<div><div> My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird.</p> When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego BatDog were born.</P> </p><I> Texts from Dog</I> features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn.</P> </p> For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, <I>Texts from Dog</I> will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.</div></DIV>