<P><B>A side-splitting collection of excuses for getting out of work—if you can get your boss to </B><B>believe them</B></P> <P style="BORDER-TOP-COLOR: ; BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: ; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: ; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: ">Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting "osmosis," and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked)—all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off-the-wall book! Caution: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.