<DIV><DIV><DIV> <B>A few “sexy” bullet points about Jay: </B><DIV>• He is in love with a cheerleader named Cameo “Appearance” Parnell </DIV><DIV>• He is forever losing “Love-15” to tennis-playing goddess Caroline Richardson </DIV><DIV>• He rocks a touché array of pop-culture references, jokes, and puns </DIV><DIV>• His family-life cookie is about to crumble. </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Live vicariously through Jay as he faces off against his mortal enemy, gets awkward around his dream girl(s), loses his marbles in a Bermudian love triangle, watches his parents’ relationship implode, and, finally, learns to get real and be himself(ish).</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>