<b>A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.<br></b><br><br>From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:<br>You can't trust a dog to watch your food.<br>Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?<br>Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.<br>And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!