<DIV><DIV><P>Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with <I>Beware the Ninja Weenies</I>, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales—a series of spooky stories for young readers</P><P>Stranded aliens seek out Earth’s most intelligent species. (Hint: It’s not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of “spatial displacement.” Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.</P><P></P><P>Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book.</P><P></P><P>Don’t be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!</DIV></DIV>