<DIV><I>True Story!</I><B> . . . </B>These pages from<B> </B>EJ Payne’s diary will have you ROTFL as you witness her spunky personality and well-meant-but-often-misunderstood antics. You’ll fall in love with this first release in the Diary of a Real Payne series as EJ records her thoughts and feelings about living in little old Spooner, Wisconsin (<I>snooze!</I>), eventually leaving her hometown to do <I>big</I> things when she’s all grown up (<I>oh glorious day!</I>), and having to star in the role of lead angel in the Vine Street Christmas pageant (<I>are you kidding me?</I>). This colossal-fun series is overflowing with humor and memorable life lessons.</DIV>