<DIV><P>I’m the Dwarf in the Drawer,<BR>And I lived here before . . .<BR><I>Before</I> that darn elf—<BR>That insufferable bore! </P><P><B>Book and plush gift set!</B><BR><BR>It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The time when tiny elves spy on all the little children and then go dancing off to tattle to Santa. . . . What? That doesn’t sound wonderful to you?<BR><BR>Right. The Dwarf in the Drawer doesn’t think so, either. Why does that dim-witted elf show up every December?<BR><BR>In the tradition of <I>Goodnight iPad</I> and <I>Runaway Mummy</I>, this is a hilarious parody of Santa’s elvish spy—and a story that will make us all take another look at the true meaning of Christmas. </DIV>