<div> Uh-oh. <i>The New York Times</i> bestselling authors from Cracked.com are back again . . .<br> <br> <div> It’s Cracked, but true. <i>You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News</i> was a <i>New York Times </i>bestseller and has already returned to print seven times. Now, the writers at the Internet’s #1 most-read humor site have created a dementedly hilarious textbook parody. By the time we were out of school, we’d learned that spinach is full of iron, there are three primary colors, and we have five senses. Unfortunately, these and most of the other ?facts” we crammed into our heads are simply not true. <i>The Detextbook</i> is here to erase it all?easily, painlessly, and hilariously.</div></div><br>