<h2>It's good to be bad!</h2> <p>You're not evil. You're just...misunderstood. And you're in good company. In <i>The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide</i>, orcs, goblins, trolls, dark wizards--and on especially articulate dragon--serve as the perfect role models for aspiring evil-doers. Coveting that corner office? Crush the current opponent with your blood-thirsty Uruk-Hai army. Contemplating revenge on a past love? Blast him with a ball of fire--it's really the only sensible solution. Want that kid's cookie? Go ahead and take it. We won't tell.</p> <p>Inside you'll find:<ul> <li>Advice on attacking, defeating, and cooking hobbits, elves, dwarves, and pesky white wizards.</li> <li>Philosophies of evil from various Middle-earth baddies, from balrogs and orcs to spiders and squirrels (yes, squirrels).</li> <li>Fashion advice for the well-dressed villain.</li> <li>Tried-and-true tips on spying, being sneaky, and preparing roast mutton from villains who know.</li></ul> So slip on your new ring of power (it really is quite beautiful, isn't it?) and curl up on the couch with your warg. <i>The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide</i> is the only compendium of evil you'll ever need to conquer all of life's challenges--and the world.</p>