<p><strong>It's geeks versus jocks in an epic battle of the beverages! </strong></p> <p>From "one of the most real, honest, and still funny male voices to come around in a while" (<em>YALSA</em>) comes a brand-new cast of quirky characters, pitting fat boy Gabe against the high school cheerleading team in a battle over control of the school's soda machine.</p> <p>The war is ON! Never have the stakes been so high. Never have the trenches been so deep. Never has one soda vending machine been so vital. When the high school cheerleading team takes over the machine's funds previously collected by the pep band, Gabe will not stand for it. Something must be done.</p>