<DIV>It’s wacky and fun! It’s illustrated and easy to read! It’s a whole new twist on learning! And it’s FOR (<i>curious</I>) KIDS ONLY--boys, girls, kids who like to read, kids who don’t…even grown up kids. Go ahead, be curious! Inside <i><b>Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader</B> </I>you’ll find 288 pages packed with strange science, weird news, obscure history, odd sports, and the interesting origins of everyday things. Special to this edition: amazing animal quack-ups, history’s biggest quacks, ducky weather, fine feathered friends, quacky fashion, and things that are “Just Ducky” (which could mean really good or…soaking wet). And that’s not all!</DIV><div> </DIV><div>The newest fact-packed reader in the Uncle John’s FOR KIDS ONLY series features such topics as<br>- Thorrablot! An Icelandic holiday with all the rotten shark you can eat!<br>- Banned from Toy Stores: the Atomic Energy Lab science kit<br>- Revenge of the Bees (ouch!)<br>- <i>Cooking with…Pooh!</I> and other Crappy Book Titles<br>- Gag-inducing Stuff Found in Fast Foods<br>- The World’s Stupidest Apps<br>- Moonbows, Snowballs, and Fire from the Sky!<br>Plus…riddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, experiments and recipes, brainteasers and much, much more!</DIV><div> </DIV><div><i><b>Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader</B></I> includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time)--“short” (one page), “medium” (two pages), and “long” (three to five pages)--and they’re all fun, informative, and educational. <b>Warning:</B> <i>Reading this book may make you smarter than your friends!<br></I></DIV>