<P>Ever wonder what goes on inside the mind of a toddler?<BR>Are you sure you want to know?<BR>Okay, here goes. . .<BR> <BR><B>I want to put on Mommy’s shoes.<BR>Get Mommy’s shoes off my feet NOW.<BR>I’m starving!<BR>I want to play with Daddy’s phone!<BR>I need to push some buttons!</B></P><P>In this high-energy, oh-so-true account of life with a toddler, readers are treated to the unique workings of little minds. Ready?