<DIV><P><I>"I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive."</I><BR /><I> —Madonna, on inspiring people</I><BR /><BR /> Beloved for over 20 years, <I>The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said</I> delivers a hilarious nugget of jaw-dropping inanity every day. Here are sports stars, entertainers, and politicians both left and right speaking without thinking. Plus odd menu items, funny warning labels, and unpersuasive hotel advertising: <I>2 NIGHTS FOR THE PRICE OF 3!</I></P></DIV>