<p>A ribald collection of bon mots on everything from bras to babies, shopping to sex, menopause to men, and politics to parties...</p><p><i>"I'm everything you were afraid your little girl would grow up to be--and your little boy."</i> --Bette Midler<br><br><i>"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then they marry him."</i> --Cher</br><br><i>"I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete."</i> --Bette Davis<br><br><i>"You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation."</i> --Billie Holiday<br><br><i>"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."</i> --Gilda Radner</p><p>These wild words--from strippers, CEOs, poets, senators, and every kind of woman in between--make delectable reading for sassy, untamable, and fabulous women everywhere.</p>