<p>Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again. </p><p>Filled with clever mazes, trivia, searches, and puzzles all focused on the act, history, and science of pooing,<em>52 Things to do While You Poo </em>will keep you entertained for as long as you need.</p>