<div>The quintessential college guide that will show you how to succeed and fail in the best ways possible, this book is packed with funny, awesome ways to get ahead without forgetting to have fun and get wild. Sample rules include: RULE #4: Never hang on too long. The second you sense a chick needs space give it to her. RULE #37: If you want to get away with stuff, know how to treat authority figures. RULE #29: Don’t rat out your friends. Don’t name names. RULE #72: Jungle Juice recipe. Each rule is complemented by witty insight and hilarious stories. If there’s a way to succeed in college and enjoy yourself along the way, this is the guide to have.</div>