<div><i>“If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you tried.”<br>&quot;I don’t think I’m mindless, therefore I am.&quot;<br>&quot;Do judge a book by its cover—you're not going to read it anyway.&quot;</i><br><br><i>The Little Book of Mindfulness</i> by Tiddy Rowan (Quadrille) is a global bestseller, praised for helping readers discover a renewed energy and inner peace. “Focus,” “Slow down,” and “De-stress” are its core mantras. But not everyone appreciates such words of wisdom. So meet the book's directionless, foolhardy, and reckless parody: <i>The Little Book of Mindlessness</i>. It's the perfect antidote to &quot;inspirational&quot; self-help guides.</div>