<div><i>Felis catus</i>: a more inscrutable pet simply does not exist. How can we truly understand our kitties—their loves, their needs, their desire to poop on the things we hold most dear?<i>ABCDE·F·YOU</i> provides a full descriptive alphabet elucidating some of Fluffy's finest features, from A (“A is for ass. Your cat will lick his own vigorously and loudly at all times”) to Z (“Z is for Zen, which cat ownership provides 4% of the time”). These 26 feline facts—packaged as a 64-page postcard collection—are a must for all committed cat lovers hoping to finally make sense of their furry friend's foibles.</div>