<p>I'm Tracy Beaker, the Great Inventor of Extremely Outrageous Dares—and I dare YOU not to say this is the most brilliant story ever!</p><p></p><p>I've bought a big fat purple notebook for writing down all my mega-manic ultra-scary stories in. But especially for my own story. Of how my foster-mum, Cam, has turned out to be a real meanie. No designer clothes, when I really need them. A pokey flat, and a horrible new school. No wonder I keep bunking off....</p><p></p><p>Still, it will have to do until my real mum comes and gets me. And until then, no-one is going to be better at the Dare Game than me!</p><p></p>