<p><em>Top Three Reasons Camp Minnehaha is The Worst</em></p><p><em>1. The spiders (wayyyy too many legs)<br>2. King Arthur (a rampaging goat intent on my destruction)<br>3. Victoria a.k.a The Diva (an evil cabin mate obsessed with French beauty products and my humiliation)</em></p><p>Chloe McCorkle knew a summer camp where you had to learn a career was a bad idea. She tried to tell her parents, but they just had to go on vacation to Alaska and ship her off for two weeks. It's not ideal, but she's going to try to make the best of it. She might even learn some skills that will help her make money for the new bike she's been eyeing. But Chloe quickly discovers there's only one area at which she excels; she manages to get more demerits than anyone else in camp...</p>